Marriage & Relationship Jokes

The local courtroom was packed as testimony began in the
sentencing hearing of a woman convicted of murdering her
husband of 20 years by poisoning his coffee.

The defense attorney knew he had his work cut out for him
trying to make his client appear more sympathetic to the
Judge, especially since she had been so matter-of-fact
about the whole thing all during the trial.

Mrs. Roth, he began, was there any point that morning
where you felt pity for your husband ?

Well... yeah... I guess... she replied.

And when was that? pressed the attorney.

Well..., she replied, when he asked for his third cup.

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