How to Keep an Idiot Entertained for Hours

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I once wrote a book called How to Keep an Idiot Entertained for Hours. It
went like this: To keep an idiot entertained for hours, read the next
sentence. To keep an idiot entertained for hours, read the previous
sentence. It didn't sell very well. I thought with the short attention
span of people these days it may have been too long, so I rewrote it. The
2nd edition went: To keep an idiot busy for hours, re-read this sentence.
It's doing pretty good. I have a deal for the sequel. The 3rd edition is
going to go: Re-read this line. Now, if I could just find the time to
write it.

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