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The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue.
Can I see your license and registration, bub?, the cop inquired.

But officer, the fellow started, I can explain...

Shut yer trap, bub! snapped the officer. You're going downtown
and sit a while till the sarge gets back.

But, officer, I think you really should know...

And I said to shut yer trap! You're going to jail!

A few hours later the cop looked in on his prisoner and said,
Lucky for you that the sarge is at his daughter's wedding.
He'll be in a good mood when he gets back.

Don't count on it, shot back the sap in the cell. I'm the groom.

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