Elderly Jokes

Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to
get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way
go past a drugstore. Jacob suggests that they go in. He addresses the man
behind the counter: Are you the owner?
The pharmacist answers, Yes.
Jacob: Do you sell heart medication?
Pharmacist: Of course we do.
Jacob: How about medicine for circulation?
Pharmacist: All kinds.
Jacob: Medicine for rheumatism?
Pharmacist: Definitely.
Jacob: How about v*agra?
Pharmacist: Of course.
Jacob: Medicine for memory?
Pharmacist: Yes, a large variety.
Jacob: What about vitamins and sleeping pills?
Pharmacist: Absolutely.
Jacob: Perfect! We'd like to register here for our wedding gifts.

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