Roads & Driving Jokes

After spending 3-1/2 hours enduring the long lines, surly clerks, and
insane regulations at the department of motor vehicles, I stopped at a
toy store to pick up a gift for my son. I brought my selection - a
baseball bat - to the cash register. Cash or charge? the clerk asked.

Cash, I snapped. Then, apologizing for my rudeness, I explained,
I've spent the afternoon at the motor-vehicle bureau.

Shall I giftwrap the bat? the clerk asked sweetly. Or are you going
back there?

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