Ethnic Jokes

There is a story about a popular young rabbi, who on
Sabbath eve announces to the congregation that he will
not renew his contract and is moving on to a larger
congregation that will pay him more.

There is a hush. No one wants him to leave.

Epstein, who owns several car dealerships, stands up
and announces, If the rabbi stays, I'll provide him with
a new sedan every year, and his lovely wife with a mini
van, to transport their children!

The congregation sighs, and applauds.

Goldstein, the entrepreneur and investor stands and says,
If the rabbi stays, I'll double his salary, and establish a
foundation to guarantee the college education of his
children!!

More sighs and applause.

Old Mrs. Goldfarb, aged 96, stands and announces,
If the rabbi stays, I offer SEX!!

There is a hush. The rabbi, blushing, asks, Mrs. Goldfarb,
whatever possessed you to say that?

Mrs. Goldfarb answers, I just asked Mr. Goldfarb what we
could contribute to make the rabbi stay. Mr. Goldfarb said,
'fk the rabbi.'

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