Roads & Driving Jokes

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.
The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on
the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window. For a second
everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, Look mate, don't
ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!

The passenger apologized and said, I didn't realize that a little tap
would scare you so much. The driver replied, Sorry, it's not really your
fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a funeral
van for the last 25 years.

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