Children Jokes

A father asked his 10 year old son if he knew about the birds
and the bees. I don't want to know! the child said, bursting
into tears. Promise me you won't tell me.

Confused, the father asked what was wrong.

Oh dad, the boy sobbed, when I was 6 I got the there's no Santa speech.
At 7, I got the there's no Easter Bunny speech. When I was 8, you hit me
with the there's no Tooth Fairy' speech. If you tell me that grown-ups
don't really fk, I'll have nothing left to live for.

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