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Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these
lines to practice:

Hark! A pistol shot! There lies a lady with hope in her soul. I think
I'll sn*tch a kiss and run into the forest. By William Shakespeare.

Little Johnny practiced and practiced and did the lines perfectly every
time. The night of the play it was his turn to speak. This is what he said:

Hark! A pigeon s**t! There lies a lady with soap in her hole. I think
I'll kiss her sn*tch and run into the forest. By William Snakes**t...
Horses**t... Oh, s**t! I didn't want to be in this d*mn play anyway!

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