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A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal.
The teacher held up a picture of a cat.
What animal is this? she asked.
A cat! said Eddie.
Good job! Now, what is this animal?
A dog! said Eddie.
Good! Now what animal is this? she asked, holding up a picture of a
Deer. The class fell silent. After a couple of minutes, the teacher said,
It's what your mom calls your dad.
A h*rny b*stard, called out Eddie.

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