Medical Jokes

A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up in a body cast.
One of the nurses gave him a rectal thermometer and said,
Don't move -- I'll be right back.
When she returned the thermometer was in his mouth. She asked in
amazement, How did you get that in your mouth, you can't even move?
I hiccupped.

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