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Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog, and they don't know
where they are. The first guy says I'll find out and puts
his arm out the plane, then brings it back in and says
We're just over Paris
How do you know ask the others
Well I've just felt the top of the Eiffel tower.
Later on the second guy tries and says We just flew over London
How? asks the others
Well I've just felt the top of Big Ben
Still later on the last guy tries it, puts his arm out the
plane, and says to the others We have just flown over Glasgow.
How do you know that? comes the reply.
Because some b*stard has just stolen my watch

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