Judi was bored with driving her BMW...

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Judi was bored with driving her BMW. It laced individuality and
besides that, every other girl in the office had one. She fancied
something a bit more individual, perhaps an MG convertible.
That week she visited her local car dealer and spied a beautiful
Jaguar XK140 convertible. It was wonderfully restored and she
fell in love with its gorgeous red paint work. An empty check
stub later and off she was tearing down the leafy country lanes
enjoying her beautiful new car. Her long blonde hair was flowing
in the wind, music blaring from the radio, what could possibly
go wrong?

At that thought there was a splutter from the engine and the
car slowly coasted to a stop. She got out and lifted the bonnet
and concluded after a few minutes that she didn't have a blood
clue what was wrong. Luckily she had her mobile phone with
her and a quick phone call to the AutoClub and a short wait
saw a bright shiny yellow van pull up behind her.

That's a lovely car, said the mechanic. What seems to be
the matter?

Judi replied, Well, it just conked out I'm afraid.

Let me have look. He set to work and ten minutes later the
engine was purring like a cat again.

Thank goodness, she said. What was the matter?

Simple really, just cr*p in the carburetor, he replied.

Looking shocked she asked, Oh. How many times a week do
I have to do that?

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