Food & Drink Jokes

A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall
that says, USD500 if we fail to fill your order.
When his waitress arrives, he orders elephant tail on rye. She calmly
writes down his order and walks into the kitchen. Almost immediately he
hears an explosion of voices.
The restaurant owner comes storming out of the kitchen and up to the
customer's table. He slaps down five USD100 bills in front of the man.
You got me this time, buddy, he says, but I want you to know this --
that's the first time in 10 years we've been out of rye bread.

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