Ethnic Jokes

An old italian couple is walking around in the mall. After
a while they get separated so the woman goes up to the first
saleswoman she sees and ask: Escusa me, have you senn-a
me Tony. He's got a big-a belly and a-lots of curly black hair?

The saleswoman answers that she hasn't seen her husband.

So the Italian woman goes to aks another saleswoman:
Escusa me, have you senn-a me Tony. He's got a big-a belly
and a-lots of curly black hair?

No, I'm sorry maam, I haven't seen your husband.

The Italian woman goes to see one more saleswoman and ask:
Escusa me, have you senn-a me Tony. He's got a big-a belly
and a-lots of curly black hair?

The saleswoman answers: Yes I saw him, he ran out of here
lickety split.

To which the Italian woman answers: No no no, that's not-a
my tony, he pinch-a the bum, grab-a the breasts but he no
lickety split!

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