Animal World Jokes

A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows him
two beautiful ones out on the floor. This one's USD5,000 and the other is
USD10,000. the clerk said.
Wow! What does the USD5,000 one do?
This parrot can sing every aria Mozart ever wrote.
And the other? said the customer.
This one can sing Wagner's entire Ring cycle. There's another one in
the back room for USD30,000.
Holy moly! What does that one do?
Nothing that I can tell, but the other two parrots call him 'Maestro'.

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