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One day a boy asks his dad,
What's the difference between a p*ssy and a c**t?
Dad thought for a minute and said, Come with me.
He took his son to his mother's bedroom, where she
was sleeping nude. Son, he whispered, see that
brown soft furry patch? That is a p*ssy.
The boy asked, May I touch it to see how soft and
furry it is?
No! replied his father. That might wake up the c**t.

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