War & Military Jokes

During the World War II, an American warship was attacked by
the Japanese. A torp*do was heading towards the ship and a
hit seemed inevitable. So the captain told the navigator to go
down to the crew quarters and tell a joke or something - at
least they would die laughing.

The navigator went down and said to the crew, What would
you think if I could split the whole ship in two by hitting my d*ck
against the table?

The crew burst laughing. So the navigator pulled his d*ck out
and whammed it on the table. Just when the d*ck hit the table,
a huge explosion tore the ship apart. The only survivors were
the captain and the navigator.

As they floated around in a lifeboat captain asked the navigator,
Well, the crew really laughed. What did you do? The
navigator told him.

The captain replied, Well, you better be careful with that d*ck
of yours. The torp*do missed!

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