Miscellaneous Jokes

A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women who
in a short time were fighting over his attentions.
They held a meeting to resolve the problem and
decided that each would have his services on a
different day of the week, with Sundays off for him.

In due time the guy was dragging himself through the
week, looking forward to Sunday.

As he lay an the beach one day he saw a dot floating
on the sea which as it got closer turned out to be a
man on a raft. With his last ounce of strength he
swam out, pulled the raft ash*re, gave the occupant
CPR and as he came around said to him; Oh man, am
I ever glad to see you!

Goodness gracious, am I ever glad to see you too
said the raft rider in a swishy way.

With a shrug of resignation the guy said... Oh d*mn,
there goes my Sundays!

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