Animal World Jokes

A Duck walks into a bar.

Duck: You got any bread?
Barman: No, sorry, we don't have any bread
After a few minutes
Duck: You got any bread?
Barman: Look, we don't have any bread
In a little while
Duck: You got any bread?
Barman: We don't have any F*****g bread!
Some time later
Duck: Got any bread?
Barman: If you ask me if I've got any
F*****g bread once more I'm gonna nail
your F*****g bill to this bar.
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Duck: You got any nails?
Barman: NO!
Duck: You got any bread?

Sent by Duncan

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