Men & Women Jokes

Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says,
I hear that you've been telling people that I'm ugly!
Oh NO! I've just been saying that your new hairdo makes you
look less attractive.
I also heard that you've been calling me fat?!?
Oh NO! I just said that the way you wear those stripes
makes you look larger than you really are.
I've also heard that you're saying that my husband has a wart
on his d*ck!
Oh NO! I only said that it feels like he has a wart on his d*ck!

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