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All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a
young Australian couple. Waiting for things to get started, they were
somewhat shocked to see the bride's father storm up the aisle, jacket off,
sleeves rolled up, and obviously very angry. The weddin's off, he
shouted, Everybody bug*er off! Dismayed and muttering, the guests
repaired to the parking lot, grumbling about their missed opportunity for
free beer. One guest, a friend of the bride's father, held back, and
approached him. What's the problem? he asked. Someone stole a keg of
beer, and some b*stard fked the bride!, exclaimed the father. The
guest, taken aback, and rendered speechless, left the church, joining the
other farmers. A few minutes later, the father reappeared and yelled All
right! Everyone back inside! The weddin's on again! As the farmers filed
back into the church, the friend again approached the father of the bride,
and asked What happened to make you change your mind?
Grinning sheepishly, he replied, Oh, well, we... uh... we found the keg
of beer.

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