Roads & Driving Jokes

A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the
car. After looking the man over he says, Sir, I couldn't help but notice
your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking? The man gets really
indignant and says, Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are
glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?

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