Roads & Driving Jokes

Billy Ray and Billie Bob are driving home from a party. BR runs a red
light. BB says, Hey! What the fk are you doing! That light was red!
BR replies, Don't worry, my brother does it all the time, it's OK.
Then he does it again.
BB: d*mn it, you done it again!
BR: It's OK, I tell you. My brother does it all the time.
The next light is green. BR slams on the brakes.
BB: Where did you learn to drive? That was green. You are supposed to go
through.
BR: Well I would have, but my brother might be coming through!

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