Men & Women Jokes

Whats the definition of a perfect woman ?
a) Three feet tall with a round hole for a mouth and a flat head
so that you can put a pint of beer on it.
b) The sports model has pullback ears and her teeth fold in.
c) The economy model fks all night and at midnight turn into a
roastbeef sandwich and a sixpack.

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