Roads & Driving Jokes

After spending 3-1/2 hours enduring the long lines, surly clerks and
insane regulations at the department of motor vehiciles, a lady stopped at
a toy store to pick up a gift for her son. She brought her selection - a
baseball bat - to the cash register. Cash or charge, the clerk asked.
Cash, she snapped. Then apologizing for her rudeness, she explained,
I've spent the afternoon at the motor-vehical bureau. I am way past
sane!! Shall I gift -wrap the bat? the clerk asked sweetly, Or or you
going back there?

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