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Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be, Sol. He says to Sol
(who is very religious),
So nu, tell me Sol, my boy, what do you do?
I study the Torah, he replies.
But Sol, you are going to marry my daughter, how are going to feed and
house her?
No problem, says Sol, I study Torah and it says God will provide.
But you will have children, how will you educate them? asks Mr.
Schwartz.
No problem, says Sol, I study Torah and it says God will provide.
Mr. Shwartz goes home and Mrs. Shwartz, his wife, anxiously asks what Sol
is like. Well, says Mr. Shwartz, he's a lovely boy, I only just met him
and he already thinks I'm God.

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