Sexuality Jokes

A man finds himself staying in a Vegas hotel room while on a business trip.
Not wishing to be alone, he calls an escort service for some company.
Soon, a strikingly beautiful hooker arrives. Without preamble the hooker
says, I want to tell you right up front, my minimum fee is USD500, and that's
for a hand job. USD500 for a hand job? Why, that's outrageous! the man
exclaimed. No hand job in the world could be worth USD500! The hooker
summons the man to the window and points down onto the parking lot below.
See that cherry red Maserati down there? I own that because of what I can
do with my hands. Against his better judgement, the man pays the USD500 and
sure enough the hooker sends him into utter bliss, by far the best sexual
experience of his life. After he recuperates he says to the hooker, God
that was fantastic!! How much for a bj? USD2500, the hooker replied.
USD2500 for a bj? Cried the astonished man. That's way too much!
Again the hooker summons the man to the window, this time pointing across
the street. Do you see that large medical building right off the strip there?
I own that because of what I can do with my mouth. Oh no, moans the man,
this is gonna break me, but I just have to try it. Once again the hooker
takes him to the edge of the universe and back, far surpassing the pleasure
he received earlier, leaving him utterly drained and totally gratified.
As soon as the man can speak again, he says, I just have to know. How much
do you get for p*ssy? The hooker drags the man to the window for a third
time, points and proclaims, Do you see the MGM Grand Hotel sitting there on
the corner? I could own that if I had a p*ssy!

Sent by TJ

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