Situation Jokes

A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch. When they reach their
deer blinds, the guy says, If you shoot a deer, be sure not to let
somebody else say he's the one who shot it. Otherwise, he'll take the deer
from you. The deer belongs to whoever shoots it. The guy goes to his own
blind. Ten minutes later, he hears his wife shooting from her blind
nearby. He rushes over and finds her pointing her rifle at a cowboy who's
hollering, Awright, lady, awright--you can have the godd*mn deer! Just
lemme get my saddle off it!

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