Drunk Jokes

Two drunks walk into a bar. The first drunk looks at his
buddy and says I gotta go use the can. So he wonders off
to the bathroom and is gone for 5 ... 10... 20 minutes. Well
his friend gets p*ssed off and goes in to get him. He finds
him in there and asks What the hell are you doing? The
first drunk repies Everytime I flush, something reaches up
and grabs my balls. The second drunk looks at him and says
Well ya dumbass, you sittin on the mop bucket

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