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A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table
watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap
dancing on it. The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy
the duck from its owner. After some wheelin' and dealin' they settled for
USD10000 for the duck and the pot. Three days later the circus owner runs
back to the bar in anger, Your duck is a ripoff! I put him on the pot
before a whole audience and he didn't dance a single step! So? asked
the ducks former owner, did you remember to light the candle under the
pot?

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