Animal World Jokes

An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft. when he spies a field mouse down
below him. He dives down and eats the mouse. After a little while the
mouse works his way out the eagles butt. Proceeding to look around the
mouse says: Tail gunner to pilot...Tail gunner to pilot..
The eagle says what do you want?
The mouse asks how high up they are.
The eagle thinks for a moment and then says ohh about 5,000 ft.
The mouse then replies You wouldn't be s**ttin me now would ya??

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