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The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was waited on by a
beautiful young woman. She asked what size I wanted and I said I wasn't
sure. So she asked now big I was and I said, Compared to what? She held
up one finger and asked if I was that big. I said, I'm bigger than that.
Then she held up two fingers and asked if I was that big. I said, I'm
bigger than that. Then she held up three fingers and asked if I was that
big. I said, I'm about that big. She put the three fingers in her mouth
and said, You're a medium.

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