Marriage & Relationship Jokes

Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo on the way to
their honeymoon boat cruise. The husband says, Honey, I
want to stop and pick up some condoms before we go. Good
idea, she says. While you're in there, pick me up some
Dramamine.

The groom gets out, walks into the drugstore and says to the
clerk, I'd like a box of condoms and a package of Dramamine,
please.

Yes sir, says the clerk, but do you mind if I ask you a
question? If it makes you nauseous, why do you do it?

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