Children Jokes

Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all
afternoon. His parents ask him what he did today. He says that he played
baseball and then he proposed to Betty (age 7) the next door neighbor.
They are going to get married. His parents think this is cute, and they
don't want to make fun of Johnny so they ask Johnny him How are you and
Betty going to pay for the expenses of being married? He replies Well
with the USD1 I get each week from you and the USD1 she gets from her Mom and
Dad, we should do o.k. His father says That's fine, but how will you pay
the extra expenses if you and Betty have a baby? Johnny answers Well, so
far, we've been lucky...

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