Children Jokes

A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: Da-ad...
What? I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?
No. You had your chance. Lights out.
Five minutes later: Da-aaaad... WHAT? I'm THIRSTY...Can I have a
drink of water?? I told you NO! If you ask again I'll have to spank
you!!
Five minutes later... Daaaa-aaaad... WHAT??!! When you come in to
spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?

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