Children Jokes

Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to
collect him, she saw that he was slowly eating a worm. She turned pale.
No, Johnny! Stop! That's horrible! You can't eat worms! Trying to
convince him further, Now the mother worm is looking all over for her
nice baby-worm.
No, she isn't, said Johnny. Why not? Because I ate her first!

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