Children Jokes

Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says,
Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?
The priest says, Because I'm a father.
Johnny says, Yeah? Well, my old man's got three kids and he don't wear
his collar backwards.
The priest says You don't understand, son. I have thousands of children.
Johnny says, You should wear your fkin' trousers backwards.

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