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A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium full of students one
night. He began to speak in a soft and steady voice over the loud-speaker
system. Listen to the sound of my voice..., he kept repeating, the sound
of my voice... every word is a command... the sound of my voice... Pretty
soon, he had every single student in the audience completely mesmerized, each
one hanging on his every word.

Needing to take a quick pi*s, he announced I will have to leave the stage
for a moment, but you will all remain in a trance while I am gone And then
he repeated the words the sound of my voice... every word is a command. As
he turned to go, he tripped over the microphone cord, landed on his butt,
and yelled s**t!

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