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One day Pablo and Paco are riding through the desert on their horses. As
they ride along, Pablo smells something horrible. He stops his horse and
turns around. He says Hey Paco, you s**t your pants? Paco says No, Pablo,
I did not s**t my pants. He believes him and they keep riding. As they go
on, the smell gets worse. The smell is so bad, flys begin to swarm. Pablo
stops his horse and turns around. He then says Paco, Are you sure you did
not s**t your pants? Pablo says Yes Pablo, I am sure I did not s**t my
pants. He says Ok. They keep going and now the smell is getting to be
unbearable. Pablo is swatting the flys away. Pablo stops his horse and gets
of his horse. He then says Paco, get of your horse. Paco, pull down your
pants. Paco, I thought you said you did not s**t your pants? Paco replies
I thought you meant today!

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