Joke Of The Day
9.4.2020

THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE; GERTRUDE,
SOPHIA, AND HARRIET. GERTRUDE SAID, I THINK I'LL GO UPSTAIRS NOW AND TAKE
A BATH. SHE TOOK ALL HER CLOTHES OFF AS AS SHE WAS FILLING UP THE TUB, SHE
HAD ONE FOOT IN THE TUB AND THE OTHER STILL OUTSIDE THE TUB. SHE SAID WAS
I GOING INTO THE TUB, OR COMING OUT OF THE TUB? SOPHIA AND HARRIET WERE
DOWNSTAIRS CHATTING WITH EACH OTHER, WHEN SOPHIA SAID, YOU KNOW,
GERTRUDE'S BEEN UP THERE FOR QUITE A WHILE, I'D BETTER GO CHECK ON HER.
AS SHE WAS GOING UP THE STAIRS SHE STOPPED AND TURNED AROUND AND SAID, WAS
I GOING UP THE STAIRS, OR COMING DOWN THE STAIRS? HARRIET WAS LEFT
SITTING AT THE TABLE BY HERSELF. AFTER SHE HEARD SOPHIA'S REMARK SHE SAID,
THANK GOODNESS I'M NOT THAT BAD KNOCK ON WOOD. WAS THAT THE FRONT DOOR
OR THE BACK DOOR?

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