Interesting Concepts

-If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?
-If you are in a jet that goes faster than sound, what happens if you speak?
-Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM?
-Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?
-Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
-What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?
-Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
-If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
-If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
-If you throw a cat out of the house, does it become kitty litter?
-If aspirins are always "Take Two," why not increase the size of ONE?
-why don't they make mice flavoured cat food?
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